Showing posts with label big tech sucks. Show all posts
Showing posts with label big tech sucks. Show all posts

Monday, August 31, 2026

Tracking The Data Centers: A Handy Visual Reminder

 <https://brockovichdatacenter.com/>


Want to track the Super Sniffer Dog Surveillance State that all those feral edgelords -- I mean, tech bros, sorry -- are rushing to build, but don't know where to start? If you don't know already, the famed environmental lawyer, Erin Brokovich, offers an interactive map on a website that she's launched to shine a light on this unwholesome phenomenon, which represents that political unicorn -- a development that's aroused enough public antipathy to cross every conceivable party line.

Getting a handle on where they're popping up, however, has been slippery, since data center proponents aren't exactly shouting their arrival from the rooftops. If you look at the maps that some well-intentioned volunteers on the Open Streets public data site, for instance -- there's so few dots, it's enough to make you ask, "What's all the fuss about?"

A quick scan and click across the Brokovich map will part you from those notions pretty fast. As the old saying holds, "knowledge is power," and getting a handle on trends -- since some regions are, shall we say, more overwhelmed by data centers than others -- is the first stop toward stopping them.

And it certainly beats being treated how their proponents envision -- like mushrooms (i.e., fed shit, and kept in the dark), as they swarm our communities, armed with blizzards of non-disclosure agreements, and wild promises dangling from their lips. Which is why it's probably worth filling out the reporting form on Brokovich's website, among many other nifty features, should the need arise.

Another type of map worth checking out is one that shows which states host the most data centers, which you can get from Visual Capitalist (see link below). I was going to include it here, until I saw the "2025" portion of the headline. So, presumably, it's a bit dated, though you can still glean some useful info -- starting with the top data center states.

As you can see, Virginia (665*), Texas (413), California (321), Illinois (244) and Ohio (203) are the top five data hosting states, with others seemingly closing in on a secondary role (such as Oregon and Washington, with 137 and 134 centers, respectively). Even in 2025 terms, they're sobering numbers to view, though necessary, if we want to frame the most relevant lines of protest and resistance.

If nothing else, it's worth having a snappy visual to summarize the problem, which helps in figuring out how to tackle it. After all, what's that equally appropriate old saying? "One picture is worth a thousand words" (or 10,000 words, apparently, because its lineage is somewhat disputed, as the link below will show you), which feels eerily apropos, in this particular context.

Because, as we all know, it's a little bit late when you wake up one day, and find a data center shoehorned onto your doorstep. So let's send the data profiteers packing, wherever they show up, with a different old saying ringing in their tinny, tone deaf ears: "You're bringing coals to Newcastle, and we want it to stop!" Getting the right information, visually speaking, is the first place to start. -- The Reckoner


Links To Go: Hurry, Hurry (Before You Find
A Monster Data Center Squatting In The Backyard)

Brokovich AI Data Center Reporting:
https://brockovichdatacenter.com/

Grammar-Monster.com
A Picture Paints A Thousand Words (Origin):
https://www.grammar-monster.com/sayings_proverbs/a_picture_paints_a_thousand_words.htm

Visual Capitalist: Mapped: States
With The Most Data Centers In 2025
:

(*As dated as the map is by now, it's a grimly amusing figure, being only digit one away from that dreaded Biblical number, 666. Go figure, eh?)

Monday, August 17, 2026

A Glimpse Of The Future? Of Smartphones, Social Networks & Reading Rates (Cabbages & Kings Optional)

 

<LA Times, 7/13/26: A glimpse of the future?>

I stumbled across the above clipping on Facebook, which certainly offers plenty of food for thought. Start with the stat on smartphone ownership. I'm not among the two-thirds who owned one by 2015, which makes me an outlier, on some level. The flipside? My longtime associate, The Squawker, does have one, and uses it regularly, for the usual boring reasons (i,.e., it makes certain mindless tasks easier). So if I want to scratch that particular itch, it's not difficult.

That being said, it's hard to argue with the author's assertion that our ongoing decline in literacy picked up steam the moment that smartphones became universal. The five and seven hours per day that adults and young spend, respectively, starting into their gadgets is also time that doesn't go into reading books.

Nor does it seem especially surprising to see the steepest declines logged among the usual suspects -- from men and boys, to rural residents, and those with lower education levels (translated: high school dropouts, presumably, and also those who never finished college). Unsurprisingly, declines in reading rates are less steeper among girls, and women. 

Obviously, this is a complicated subject. If you're using a smartphone to make speech more understandable, then I'll say, "More power to you." I wouldn't tell you to junk it. Even if we somehow gained the capability of instantly vaporizing smartphones tomorrow, it wouldn't necessarily raise our declining literacy rates overnight. But the LA Times columnist, David Shelley, hits on an often-overlooked point in the Great Literacy Debate -- why it's so important, and not for the most commonly cited reason, of sweeping the sclerosis from the veins of our sagging democracy:

"Reading offers unique benefits and pleasure. Sometimes that pleasure can be hard-won -- it's not a simple, instant dopamine hit -- but it's enduring and long-lasting. We remember the books we loved as a child for the rest of our lives. Can we say the same for a meme we enjoyed, or a social media post?"

I know that feeling well. One of my strongest formative childhood experiences came from my mom, who would read to me -- and encourage me to do likewise, for her ( a habit that continued for entertainment, into her twilight years). But we didn't just bond over The Jungle Book.

She would buy me more advanced fare, like every book written by the French explorer, Jacques Cousteau -- who, along with his son, Phillippe, seemed to be everywhere on '70s TV screens -- and then quiz me on the vocabulary. Or it might be key concepts, or key details, whatever she'd pick out. And if I didn't hit the mark, we'd run down those items, again -- and again, and again -- until she felt I had them down.

My dad was a heavyweight reader himself, gliding from all the classics of literature, to more esoteric subject matter, like those classic Ballantine paperbacks on World War II -- which eventually filled an entire bookcase on their own -- and tomes on history, politics, sociology, you name it.

On top of all that, he read several news magazines regularly, week after week -- including Newsweek, TIME, US News & World Report -- which he'd then hand over to me, once he finished. Without TIME, that arch-establishment bastion, I'd never have learned about the Martin Beck mystery series, to which they devoted a two-page spread -- complete with images of the classic Pantheon hardcover editions -- on August 11, 1975.

The publication date is noteworthy, because it happened just over two months after the death of Per Wahloo -- who co-authored the books with his companion, Maj Sjowall, from 1965-75. Thankfully, the first of its major predictions proved wrong ("
Unhappily, few of their works are likely to make their way to the screen?"), though not the second: "As time passes, the novels will probably be taken more seriously as literature because of their biting social comment and the shrewdness with which it animates the plots."

My curiosity piqued, I went down to one of our local libraries, which -- lo and behold! -- had practically the entire series, except for a book or two. I started reading them, and have never stopped. And they have aged well, whether you enjoy them purely as police procedurals, or social commentaries. I like both approaches, which suits me fine, if I ever start writing mysteries.

Still, when you consider that Wahloo and his other half remained largely unknown at the time, outside of their native Sweden -- and Europe, perhaps, once their books started getting translated into the relevant homegrown languages -- to see them covered in such depth felt impressive. TIME magazine was "on it!"

You can read the article for yourself (see below) and judge, though completists should track down the original -- because seeing those cover illustrations really grabbed me. And that's just one of many, many examples. I never would have learned about the British punk rock explosion without the August 11, 1977 roundup ("Anthems Of The Blank Generation"), whose leadoff paragraph is a classic blast of incomprehension:

"ITEM: In London, Singer Johnny Rotten spits at the audience and cries out, 'I hate you!' Sizing up Johnny’s four-letter words, tattered clothing and generally repugnant personal deportment, the British Establishment decides that it hates him. Johnny and his band, the Sex Pistols, are regularly banned from British radio, concert halls and clubs. Nonetheless, the Pistols’ latest single, a Jubilee diatribe against royalty called God Save the Queen, is currently a bestselling record in Britain."

Again, if you can track down the original article, it's well worth the effort, for the visuals alone. By the time I read the article -- which included quotes from "Blank Generation" (Richard Hell), and "Venus de Milo" (Television), along with grainy black and white shots of the Clash, the Sex Pistols, and so on -- I wanted to get my hands on this music, and experience it myself.

My dad, God bless him, might finally forgive me for that one. Especially if I told him that these days, the man who was Rotten, who wrote that anti-monarchist classic, "God Save The Queen," -- plain old John Lydon -- loves the Queen. Can't get enough of her, in fact. Or so it seems, judging from whatever mood he's feeling that week. With him, it's hard to tell where the act ends, and the real person takes over again.

My other most important formative experience came from the Great Books Program, which I joined around fifth or sixth grade. An outside person -- or "coordinator," as they called it, I think -- came in two or three times a week, and we'd discuss whatever reading we'd been assigned (usually from  an abridged version, if I recall correctly). The fare ranged from the esoteric likes of Bartleby The Scrivener (Herman Melville), to classics like The Iliad, The Odyssey, and milestone works from Charles Dickens, Nathaniel Hawthorne, Edgar Allen Poe, F. Scott Fitzgerald -- I could go on forever, but you get the idea. 

Without those experiences, it's hard to imagine what I would have become. I've always had a natural curiosity about the world around me, so the ingraining of reading may well have happened, anyway -- but might have taken a lot longer, without the input from my parents, or Great Books. And maybe I'd have hit a few speed bumps along the way, taste-wise, who knows?

Suffice to say, those experiences offer something tangible and meaningful, which I don't see happening as often in the virtual world. The bloom is well and truly off the rose from the wide-eyed, golly-gee-whiz vision that Rush's drummer/lyricist Neal Peart, expresses in a song like "Virtuality": "Net boy, net girl/Send your signal around the world/Let your fingers walk and talk/And set you free."

Who would write a song like that nowadays, especially after all the negative revelations about the tech bullies, and their nonstop efforts to manipulate, track, and enslave us -- hence, their pell-mell rush to throw up the data centers needed to build their surveillance state? Or the Facebook whistleblower scandal, or the UK tabloid phone hacking scandal, or the tsunami of cyberbullying reports (now gaining additional legs, after the Jason Arday story)?

If there's any justice at all -- and if the long arc truly bends toward it -- then that AI bubble will blow up in the edgelords' faces, with the data centers going bust as fast as they arrived. Because I don't know about you, but I'm way past tired of seeing a bunch of feral overgrown little boys make the world suffer, because they got cut from their dodgeball team. 

Again, I recognize that it's a complicated subject. I know a lot of people with disabilities, and shut-ins, who would disagree with me, and that's fine. If you aren't able to get around easily, or it's too expensive to travel widely, the digital world might offer your only shot at learning about Japanese cooking, or the crown jewel of Uruguayan direct to video filmmaking (profiled in Straight To VHS).

So duly noted, seconded, and all that. But if we really want to push the literacy curve back in our direction, we not only need to take back our tech, but a more robust discussion about what we expect from it -- and what we can do differently, to avoid rehashing the errors of our past.

That call feels even more urgent, when I read the equally wide-eyed, golly-gee-whiz comments of Aaron Sorkin, writer-director of The Social Reckoning -- the sequel to The Social Network (2020), who finds it "dangerous" that a third of US adults now regularly get their news from it:

"And by the way, let me be clear: I don't think Mark Zuckerberg ever intended for it to have a corrosive effect. I think his intentions were good. He was somebody who, like a lot of people, had difficulty fitting into the social structure of college life and probably high school. He invented his own social structure, and he got to be the mayor of it and couldn't be excluded from it. His brilliance is undeniable, and that was a cool thing and it got way out of hand. It's gone completely out of control."


To which I can only respond with New Musical Express's withering summary of the blame it hung on the Clash's late lead singer, Joe Strummer, for producing the Clash's oft-mocked swan song, Cut The Crap: "Perhaps naively, I don't doubt Strummer's sincerity, but a big question mark has got to hang over his marbles, Ron."

And likewise, I'd ask the same question of Sorkin. How can someone who did the deep dive through the darkest corners of Big Tech's origin story ever emerge from it, waxing so naively about it? Is he really that simple-minded? Sadly, and evidently, yes.

Because if you read The Social Network's printed incarnation, before it hit the big screen, you'll find that "Zuck" -- as they called him, then and now -- wasn't trying to find the cure for cancer, or writing fanboy letters to Mother Teresa, or plotting how to grow a super-grain capable of feeding the starving millions for zero dollars. Nope, none of those things.

Instead, he spent much of his time drinking, partying, and chasing women, amid endless hours and hours and hours of coding, all in pursuit of an endless mountain of loot -- all the things that lead to the dreaded malady of "Billionaire Brain," just as his robber baron predecessors have done before him -- the only difference being, at least the Gilded Age bad boys pretended to feel grateful for all their ill-gotten gains.

Whether they pulled it off is an altogether different matter entirely. But, suffice to say, I don't think we can trust the Aaron Sorkins of the world to lead us to the promised land, anymore than the techno-robber barons he's spent his last half-decade or so chronicling.

And, more than ever, I'm convinced that the next counterculture will owe little or nothing to this insufferable Silicon Gulch that we find ourselves stuck inhabiting, if ever so unhappily. And reading, and improved literacy, will have to be part of that recipe, to reclaim ourselves from it. And if it's not?

Then I think the cartoon below tells us everything we need to know. Just imagine a Communist Bloc-style uber-culture, devoid of any spirit or spark, only backed up by a more wide-ranging and malign apparatus than the drearily bland tinhorn likes of Eric Honecker could ever have dreamed up, one that stands ready to snap its digital cage into place over you.

It's the kind of scenario that gives new meaning to the concept of a "captive audience," one that has the likes of David Ellison dreaming about a future with "everyone on their best behavior" -- as if people are merely dogs who can be trained by snapping the right leash into place, or dangling the biggest biscuit safely out of reach.

Maybe he, and all of his kind, find the only air-conditioned cells in Hell awaiting their arrival, once the local fire department has finally cleared away the vast puffs of sulfur they've left behind, once they've finally shuffled off.

Now, imagine how you might muddle along through a morass -- and you can take it mentally from there. We'll be revisiting this subject plenty more times, before the next turn of the wheel comes along. So let us gear up, and step up, before there is no margin for error anymore. And history will never forgive us, if we don't get the recipe right. Or, at least, a better sense of the balance. --The Reckoner





Links To Go (Hurry, Hurry, Yank The Plug
On The Techlord's Great Anti-Rock 'N' Roll Swindle):

The Hollywood Reporter:
Aaron Sorkin Says "Facebook is Completely Out Of Control":

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/movies/articles/aaron-sorkin-says-facebook-completely-173335255.html

TIME: Martin Beck Passes:
https://content.time.com/time/subscriber/article/0,33009,917703-1,00.html

TIME: Music: Anthems From The Blank Generation:
https://time.com/archive/6853029/music-anthems-of-the-blank-generation/

Monday, June 29, 2026

Time For Action: Urge Your Attorney General (Stop Paramount's Mega-Media Monopoly) (UPDATED: 7/14/26)

 

<Bari Weiss (l) and Donald Trump: 
The world's oddest couple?
Spotted on Facebook, no source credited
(but we'll credit where it's due, or 
take it down, if the creator objects...>

Suggested Soundtrack: "Time For Action," Secret Affair (1979)


At Ramen Noodle Nation, we don't just copy and paste what somebody else has created. If we had a motto, it might well be, "All original, all the time," which seems only fair -- especially in an age of people being conditioned to accept whatever AI slop rolls off the algorithmic conveyer belt. It's a vow well in keeping with our punk rock heritage, where a full-on set of originals sounds more appealing than a strict set of covers ("Brown-Eyed Girl," "In The Midnight Hour," "Route 66," and so on).

But sometimes, it's just simpler to post content from a non-original source that seems relevant, and on target, as you've seen here -- especially since last winter, when we posted various appeals that offered avenues for action. So it goes with Robert Reich's suggestion on how to weigh in against the proposed Paramount-Skydance merger, which the "Justice" Department has recently approved.

Without further ado, here's Reich's post, and the specific avenue you can take to roll one more log, so to speak, against the idea:

"Paramount is on the verge of becoming the largest pro-Trump media monopoly in America. 

"Two of the nation's biggest news organizations -- CBS News and CNN -- along with CBS Entertainment (home to Stephen Colbert), Comedy Central (home to Jon Stewart), HBO (John Oliver), and TikTok (where 1 out of 5 Americans now get their news) -- are all about to become one giant mega-media monopoly under the control of Trump allies and suck-ups: multibillionaire Larry Ellison and Ellison's son, David.

"It could make Rupert Murdoch's media empire of Fox News, the Wall Street Journal, and the New York Post look scrupulous by comparison.

"Trump is now on the verge of having effective control over a gigantic media company.

"Billionaires are flipping media companies like playing cards. They don't give a fig for the common good, or about the producers, correspondents, journalists, and investigative reporters whose lives are being turned upside down. 

"To them, it's all about accumulating more wealth and power.

"But it's bad for the economy, bad for our democracy, and bad for America.

"All this has happened since so suddenly that most Americans still haven't even noticed the emergency of this new pro-Trump media empire all under the control of one family of Trump cronies.

"The Ellisons' new mega-media monopoly would never pass muster if America still had antitrust enforcers. Media mergers and acquisitions deserve even stricter scrutiny than normal deals. But Trump's Department of Justice is as likely to stop this deal as it is to enforce criminal laws against ICE agents.

"You know who can stop this from happening? State attorneys general. They have the power to enforce antitrust laws and sue to stop this merger. They have legal standing and necessary resources to challenge this monstrosity.

"California's attorney general, Rob Bonta, has already made clear he will take it on. We're asking every Californian to send him a message of support. And for the rest of our country, we're asking everyone to urge their state attorney general to join California's lawsuit or launch a separate lawsuit.

"This is how you can help stop this merger. Click 'START WRITING' to sign and send your message now!"

So what are we waiting for? Head over to the relevant link, and start writing:

If you're not comfortable with getting emails from the campaign sponsors mentioned below the link, you can presumably contact your state AG the old-fashioned way -- as in, writing a letter -- or using whatever email contact info they display on their website.

Either way, you should be to whip up a crisp summary of why "this monstrosity," as Reich calls it, shouldn't proceed. There are ample reasons for just saying no to the idea, starting with the obvious -- monopolies stifle competition, and slow innovation. Imagine how the '60s fiercely competitive cultural landscape would have played out if today's reality -- in which the so-called "Big Six" have now shrunk to the "Big Three" -- had taken hold then.

And, of course, why should Trump -- or any of his allies -- be allowed so much more outsized control and influence than they already enjoy? We are, in a real sense, paying the price for the mantra that accelerated during the Clinton era ("Corporations are people, too, so let big companies grow bigger").

Funny how we no longer hear that golden GOP oldie anymore about "the liberal media," once they sink their hooks into it, isn't it? Amazing how that works.

Keep in mind, the final innings haven't been played in this game yet. A coalition of state AGs is currently suing to block the settlement of the federal antitrust case involving the LiveNation-Ticketmaster merger. UK regulators have also announced plans to review the Paramount deal, and Bonta's counterpart, Letitia James, is weighing whether to join the suit. 

Time will tell how all this activity plays out, but at least it'll prevent the Paramount merger from turning into a walkover. Overdogs of all shapes and sizes thrive on cultivating an aura of invincibility and inevitability; it's a huge part of their PR shtick, so they can save the energy that it would take to actually quash some foe who put up a halfway decent fight.

Going beyond this immediate business, the need for reforming Big Tech and Big Media has never been plainer. As admirable as the state AGs' efforts have been, they shouldn't have to fill a yawning antitrust chasm that's more or less existed since the Clinton era.

And don't automatically assume that Democrats are immune from the "corporations are people, too" ethos that plagues their Republican counterparts -- as I never tire of reminding people, it was Obama's Justice Department that approved the same LiveNation-Ticketmaster merger, the one that sent Bruce Springsteen's fans into a UFO (Unanimous Fierce Outcry, not those little green men!). So what are you waiting for?

Start writing, raise your voice now, and let it be heard, while you crank up some classic Secret Affair. Because -- as the song says -- this is the time, the time for action, time to be seen. --The Reckoner




Links To Go: (Hurry, Hurry,
Before Dr. Evil & Company Buy The Entire Media Landscape!)


Block The Merger: The Open Letter:


Mediate: "I'm Not Working For You Hacks!":
Kara Swisher 
Vows To Leave CNN If The Ellisons Buy It:
The Wrap: Kara Swisher Doubles Down...:
https://www.thewrap.com/media-platforms/journalism/kara-swisher-plans-to-leave-cnn-ellisons/


UPDATE (7/14/26): Twelve states, led by California and New York, are now banding to challenge the mega-merger, which is also drawing askance looks across the pond, too, in the UK (at last report). Obviously, from a distance, this move seems like the longest of long shots.

However, given the healthy skepticism from the federal branch of anything with Trump's fingerprints on it -- or those of his cronies, like the Ellisons -- I'd say that it stands a fair chance. At a minimum, it will slow down the momentum, and who knows? Maybe some smoking gun piece of evidence will emerge to throw the whole project into chaos.

We can only hope, but for now, let's keep the momentum going, and keep the pressure on, as these links show:

PBS Newshour:
https://www.pbs.org/newshour/nation/12-states-challenge-paramounts-takeover-of-warner-say-merger-would-extinguish-competition

Yahoo Finance:
<Secret Affair's lead singer, Ian Page,
 keeps it up close 'n' personal:
  "Time For Action" video (YouTube capture)>

...They can laugh in our face
'Cause we know we're right
Looking good's the answer,
And living by night...


So take me to your leader,
Because it's time you realized...


...That this is the time
This is the time for action (time for action)
This is the time to be seen (time to be seen)...


This is the time for action,
Time to be seen...

To Be Continued...


<YouTube capture> 

Saturday, May 4, 2024

Make It Stop, Make It Stop! (Alan Jackson's Blathersome Gospel Advert)


<Here's how that annoying ad starts...
(YouTube-stylee screen capture)>

We've got a box to put in your brain
Hard wired for downloading
All the secrets and the mysteries
You've been selfishly withholding
The dreams and hopes
That once were yours
Will now be collected and dispersed
So the first to come with cash to spend
Will be the first one served

<Tracy Chapman, "Hard Wired" (2002)>

<i.>
Nothing personal against Alan Jackson, but his "Precious Memories" TV spot irritates the living f#ck out of me. I've been subjected to it, over and over and over, in all its mindless, grinding, ticktock regularity, to the point of audible shuddering and revulsion, when I hear those ringing chords of its opening number:

"Some glad morning, when my work is over, I'llll flyyyy awayyy..." 

By now, I have my routine down. I know just what to do. I grab my remote, and flip the channel. If I'm feeling especially weary -- since I'm usually subjected to this ad late at night -- I shut the TV off or two minutes. Then, back to whatever dubious show I've already chosen (per the Sex Pistols, in "No Feelings": "I'm watching all the rubbish, and wasting my time").

A rather drastic remedy, yeah. But at least it's one that makes feel more in control, instead of continuing to eyeball something against my will.

For those who've somehow managed to escape it -- which seems impossible to imagine -- the focus of my ire, Precious Memories, is a two-CD collection of classic gospel songs that Jackson released through Walmart last fall. Call it a busman's holiday for an artist who came up in the early 1990s, as one of the so-called "hat acts," whose slicker country-pop began to overtake the traditionalist twang long associated with the genre. 

My antennae tell me that Jackson represents the better end of the whole Hat Act equation, though I've never felt prompted enough to acquire any of his records, let alone those from the other flag bearers of that particular flotilla -- Garth Brooks, Billy Ray Crus, Tim McGraw, Travis Tritt, and all the rest of 'em. Again, it's nothing personal: I prefer a blast of Pinups (David Bowie), myself, now and again. It's simply a matter of preference.


<They just wanna testify:
Alan Jackson, above (rare non-cowboy hat photo):
Alan's mom and wife (below, left and right, respectively)>


<ii.>
Just to make myself abundantly clear, I don't have any issue with the music being promoted here, either. Country and gospel have long been intertwined since the record industry's beginnings, with many an artist -- from Johnny Cash, to George Jones, to Dolly Parton, and Randy Travis, to name only a few -- paying tribute to the hymns that they sang or heard, growing up.

For those who feel a similar calling, I'm sure that Precious Memories won't disappoint. All the usual suspects are here, recorded live at Ryman Auditorium, the temple of country music -- from "How Great Thou Art," to "Just As I Am," "The Old Rugged Cross," and many, many more -- and certainly sound great, even in snippet form. Or, should I say, sounded great.

Because the novelty of being forced to hear them -- over and over and over, again and again and again, several times a night -- wore off long ago. It didn't take me long to reach the point of listening for mistakes! Not that I expected to find any, but it might make me feel better about waking up -- as I've done recently, in fact -- hearing those songs in my mind.

"Then siiinnngs my soul, my Savior, God, to thhheee...."

And that's when they really throw in the monkey wrench. Those ordering the double DVD version will also get "intimate interviews with Alan, his wife, and his mother as they reflect on his musical roots, as well as his personal journey." The first time I heard the announcer lay this gem on me, I groaned aloud. "What the hell is this doing in there?" I asked myself. "Can't he just let the music do the talking? Does he have to convince us that he's some sort of social messiah, too?"

I mean, it's not like he's forcing it on anyone who's not  inclined to spend their $28.85. But even so, the notion of Alan, his mother and wife -- who bears a striking resemblance to Jennifer Aniston -- expounding on faith, justice and the American Way seems like such an unnecessary addition to the enterprise.

And, more to the point -- it doesn't make me feel anymore forgiving toward the marketers who've gatecrashed their way into my brain...uninvited.


<And here's how that bothersome ad should end, 
once and for all -- fading to black!>

<iii.>
The "Precious Memories" ad isn't the first time that any of us have endured the unwelcome hell of relentless repetition. I remember the gnawing feeling of dread that would sweep over me during the holidays, when some sort of sex drug or other would flash on my screen.

I can recall the tagline, uttered by the stars, some clean-scrubbed yuppie couple, or other -- something to do with, "just kick off our shoes, and then, go straight to bed." I quickly tired of seeing them, too, carpet bombed into my senses, hour after hour after hour. 

And I also remember enduring a fair chunk of one '90s-era summer, courtesy of a boss who adored The Division Bell, the flagship album of the lusher (yet blander) post-Waters Pink Floyd era.  Some nights, we all heard it three or four times running in the newsroom, which nearly drove me right around the bend. 

I've almost forgiven David Gilmour, if only because he's such a great, inventive guitar player, but I just can't stomach hearing that album ever again. 

Still, all these anecdotes should drive home one basic point. The human brain just isn't wired to experience any combination of images or sounds at saturation levels. To me, it's a symptom of a much bigger problem -- a world whose defining tools, like Twitter and TikTok, seem designed to continually shrink our attention spans, until we'll finally give in, and let their creators do whatever the hell they want with our senses.

Don't believe me? The industry's spin doctors admit as much, like the minds  behind the curtain at mymarketingdoctor.com, who cite a study on the effects on streaming (see links below). According to the study, six repetitions of one ad per hour amounted to a 92% overall increase in awareness of the particular brand.

However, the study also showed annoyance increasing by over 48% among those same participants -- feelings so pervasive, in fact, that their intentions to buy declined by 16%:

"Consumers often perceive repetitive ads as intentional actions by the brand, which can impact their perception of the brand. With this in mind, media agencies must manage ad frequency and optimize exposure to protect the brand's reputation and market sentiment. Consistency in ad delivery and an optimal viewing experience are important to maintain positive consumer sentiment and protect sales performance."

There you have it. Whether Alan Jackson's marketing team learns this lesson, time will tell. Having been so relentlessly exposed to his latest effort, thanks to a campaign that puts the "nausea" back in "ad nauseum," I'm not sure that I care one way or the other anymore.

All I can say is, the floodgates of mere irritation burst wide open long ago, into raging torrents and cascades of resentment. This much, I can tell you -- if I never hear a note of Alan Jackson's music again, I'll count myself a happy man. And what's more, a greatly relieved one, at the same time. --The Reckoner


<Coda: One More Thing, Sir...>
"When we die, I suspect that our last thoughts are not about the Great Truths which we seldom hear nor do we spend our final moments recalling some Wondrous Beauty so infrequently glimpsed -- the light streaming through a Sequoia tree, a Polynesian sunset -- that sort of thing.

"No, I suspect that our last thoughts are those dopey advertising slogans which have been clubbed and beaten and pounded into our minds thousands and thousands of times  so that even as our brains begin to melt and the worms commence to gnaw at the softer parts and the light flickers and fades, even as we are swept toward the Eternal Void, we'll still be mumbling over and over, "Looks like a pump, feels like a sneaker...Looks like a pump, feels like a sneaker...Looks like a pump, feels..."

<Mr. Mike: The Life and Work of Michael O'Donoghue: 1998>


Links To Go: Hurry, Hurry
(Before Those Same Damn Ads Invade Your Brain Again):

Tracy Chapman: Hard Wired (lyrics in comments):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhl2KtsZKEM


My Marketing Doctor:
Repetition Or Irritation? Understanding Ad Frequency:

https://www.mymarketingdoctor.com/repetition-or-irritation-understanding-ad-frequency


Sunday, October 11, 2020

Bring The Machine Home (It's Time For Internet 2.0)

 



<i.>
Vince Gill is feeling a bit grumpy these days, and so am I. But it's not just the issue he raises, though if you spend any amount of time creating music, like I do, it's definitely relevant, especially in light of the whole great rock 'n' roll swindle of streaming. You've probably seen the oft-discussed David Crosby meme, in which he talks about netting a fiver, based on royalties of nineteen-thousands of a cent from one of those streaming services -- yee-ikes! And I thought Mafia bosses skimped on fair division.

Devaluation of music isn't the only problem rattling around my brain, though, as I ponder what's happened to this lovely thing called the Internet, of which I became aware in 1995. My wife got there before I did, being the trailblazer that she is -- but that's how we started, going to the library, then tapping out your latest e-mail message, and shooting it off. Click, click, boom! Off it went, without a second thought. 

I'd started doing freelance magazine work, to supplement whatever the day jobs weren't paying (see the Jobs To Nowhere series), so I picked up on the coming of the digital era pretty fast. One minute, you were stuffing stories into some plain brown envelope -- a FedEx sleeve, for longer pieces -- the next, you were copying and pasting them into a blank white space, or attaching a document, and hitting your return key.

Click, click, boom! By the end of the '90s, you weren't using envelopes, plain brown or otherwise, and spending more and more time at all those new cyber cafes that were popping up like mushrooms -- or LANs (Local Area Network), if they had games, to lure the kids. You paid by the hour, so you had to work fast (though you could bend the rules somewhat, once you got to know the management.)

I enjoyed the explosion of blogs, fan sites and forums that sprang up, catering to every cult taste on the planet. I have fond memories of that experience, like the afternoon I spent at my crappy suburban Chicago office job, gently badgering one of my co-workers to print out all this info from a Badfinger site, simply because it had images of releases I'd never seen -- one of many ways that made the minute hand go faster, when the bossman wasn't lurking around.

Many of those virtual highways and byways are long gone, like the Little Splinters site, that catered to Paul Weller fans. (I spent a fair amount of time printing out the contents of that one, too.) Right away, you realized that permanence and tangibility weren't going to play a big role in this equation, as attention spans grew shorter and shorter.

But it didn't seem like such a pressing issue, when anything and everything seemed possible, because society had yet to come apart at the seams. Meanwhile, you kept on clicking and surfing, clicking and surfing. The world is yours, you told yourself. At least...that's how it seemed...at the time.


<"Bring The Machine Home,
Take I"/The Reckoner>

<ii.>
These days, it's a different ball game, of course. The promise and possibility that the mid- to late '90s signified now seems largely suffocated by the usual suspects -- Amazon, Apple, Facebook, Google, Microsoft -- whose Mafia-like antics, and never-ending determination to twist whatever (and whoever) they can in pursuit of their goals consumes more and more and more of our attention, energy and time. 

We've seen this development at a basic level, with the forced format changes that they constantly impose, like Facebook's recent switch from its signature dark blue background (Classic Facebook) to its newer versions (or Clown White, or Off Black, as I call them). 

I'm used to it now, but it irritated me then, especially when the resulting pop-up box asked why you wanted to switch back to Classic Facebook. I wrote in the comment field, "If you really cared what we thought, you wouldn't be doing this, right?" I'm still waiting for a response on that one.

The encroachments on our time and energy don't end there. It's hardly surprising that the so-called gig economy's growing by leaps and bounds, as the conventional job market continues to crater, but it's not driving any greater growth in earning power, nor personal satisfaction. It's harder and harder to square the slogans that these outfits constantly tout ("Do as much or as little as you want," "Work in your pajamas") with the relentless race to the bottom that they actually practice ("If you don't like it, you can't leave," "Your account can be closed any time"), because that's the only way their business model works. Or can work. Either way, it doesn't work for you.

This struggle cuts both ways. Last year, I watched a longtime friend hang up his journalistic hat; two decades of low pay and little advancement will do that. He decided to seek a regular job instead, a possibility that has yet to materialize after a year of elevator pitches, endless shuffling of resumes, and various related trips to job fairs, and support groups. The problem, of course, is that he's one among millions of fiftysomethings out of work at this point. No one's hiring them.

I'm experiencing my share of aggravation lately, as well. I'm trying to boost my overall rating on one transcript site, and reclaim the top tier, where the best work, pay-wise and quality-wise (such as it is) exists. I had a bad run of three niggling grades that pushed me into the middle tier, and its less desirable discards. (There's also a bottom tier, for the rookies, where I've seen the odd person or two get busted. We won't imagine how that experience feels.)

The way these sites operate, it takes forever to work those lesser grades off, forcing you to dedicate more time than you really want to spend on them. (So much for the claims of not having to squat on Bid Site X every day, right?) And you have to get extremely nitpicky about the work you do, because you don't want to fall further down the rabbit hole. Thankfully, it's not the only thing I do, but right now, I'm thinking of taking a week or so off from that particular rat race. Getting dinged, after putting in a couple grueling all nighters, will do that to you.



<"Bring The Machine Home,
Take II"/The Reckoner>


<iii.>
I don't only have Vince Gill to thank for my inspiration on this post. The other source came from watching a PBS "American Masters" special, late at night, on John Lennon's connections to New York City, and how it influenced his activism, as well as his art. Among the clips is a brief one from an April 22, 1972 peace rally that he and Yoko attended, where he said something that caught my attention: 

"We're here to bring the boys home, but let's not forget the machine! Bring the machine home, and then we'll really get somewhere."

Obviously, at that moment, Lennon was talking about ending the Vietnam War, and pulling the plug on American involvement there. But the last part of his statement, "Bring the machine home," has wider implications. I also see it meaning, "bring our technology closer to home, in a way that works better for us." I'm thinking of Point #5 in the White Panther Party Platform, in particular, which still rings true today: "Free access to the information media -- free the technology from the greed creeps!"

The greed creeps have never done better, as the pandemic is showing us. Relevant examples include Etsy, the online portal for handmade goods, whose second quarter earnings report showed a total gross profit of $317.4 million, and total revenues of $428.7 million. Those figures, released in August, reflected increases of 159.1 and 136.7 percent, respectively. 

That's a thrilling outcome for those sitting in the boardroom, but less so for the community relying on it for some kind of income. It's a dynamic that's guaranteed to keep our collective earning power flowing somewhere else, helping to make an all-powerful entity even more overweening, and less responsive. 

Just imagine how much better off we could make ourselves, if we took even 10 percent of that $300- or $400-some million, and put it into our own DIY ventures -- like a co-op, for example, run by the workers involved, instead of some anonymous digital platform lorded over by some faceless anonymous middlemouth. Now there's a thought, eh?

On the plus side, Etsy supports Black Lives Matter as "the civil rights movement of our time," and has donated $1 million to causes like the Equal Justice Initiative, making them a tad less greedy and creepy. But even so, I find it odd that in the 21st century, we're still run along the same unforgiving lines of the 15th, with some overweening overdog wielding life or death power over the serfs who worked the land, even as it slowly worked them to an early death.

Monopoly money also brings monopoly power. As Free Code Camp reports (see below), half of all Internet traffic now flows to just 30 websites (emphasis mine), with the remaining half spread across some 60 trillion unique web pages that Google indexes. I imagine this is why I've seen a drop in my own monthly website traffic lately, from 20,000-25,000 to 15,000-17,000 monthly page views. The same story holds for other notable categories, like online advertising, where Facebook and Google account for 85% of all new dollars being spent there. The rest fight fiercely for the rest of the crumbs, as the race to the bottom accelerates. Wash, rinse, repeat.


<"Bring The Machine Home,
Take III"/The Reckoner>

<Coda>
To some degree, this is a chicken and egg question. "Which came first?" I'm tempted to ask myself. "The day jobs that barely paid enough to make to ends meet, or the 'gig jobs' that don't pay enough, and don't pretend to?" 

Neither model serves our needs, leaving us trapped in a world of binary Tweedledee-or-Tweedledum (non) choices. Psst. Hey, kid! You want AT&T or Verizon? Chocolate or vanillaDemocrats or RepublicansFood or medicineMedicare only, or sliding scale fees? You know the drill. Wash, rinse, repeat.

Or, as Bernie Sanders so bluntly put it, when he ran for President: Americans don't only want a choice between Aetna and CIGNA. We can do better than the standard binary paradigms that the world continues to offer. 

That begins by realizing how much buying power we have, and finding better places to funnel it, as Michael Bloomberg did, by sinking $16 million into a fund that aims to help former Florida prison inmates fully pay all their fines and costs, as the state demands, and reclaim their voting rights. That's real power, and will make a real difference in those ex-offenders' lives.

Obviously, most of us don't have anywhere near $16 million, but that's not the point. For a start, we can still make better decisions about whom and what to support with our existing energy and money. That thought occurred to me when I stumbled across a multi-part podcast series aimed at zinemakers, including outlets to sell them. Sounds great, I thought. I can use that infoLet's see what they've got.

Unfortunately, the "resources" turned out to be the usual suspects, like Etsy, where the podcaster focuses their 'zine sales -- and, not surprisingly, directed much of their ire. To top it all off, the podcast site opened with a royalty free musical greeting, a gesture that totally undercuts their own message. How can you bitch about Etsy fees, I asked myself, when you're OK with screwing the pooch for yet another musician? 

But swapping one bid site for another isn't the answer. Shifting priorities from Etsy to Fiverr to Scribie to Submittable to Upwork and back again, or some equally closed loop, isn't the revolution I have in mind. Finding alternatives that empower real people in real life is, and that's the prize we should all focus on achieving. 

Time will tell what those alternatives look like, or how they'll take hold, but getting that discussion going -- and keeping it going -- is the first step in forming bigger and better ideas that lead to action. Like the man said, bring the machine home. Then we'll really get somewhere. --The Reckoner


Links To Go (Hurry, Hurry,
Before Some Algorithm Punishes You Again):

Business Insider

CNET
Four Memorable Moments
From The Congressional Hearing On Big Tech:

Free Code Camp
The Future Of The Open Internet
Is In Your Hands:

Think Globally Act Locally: