Sunday, October 25, 2020

My Corona Diary (Take XXI): Attack Of The 50-Foot Robocaller

 

<"This Call May Be Monitored Or Recorded..."
The Reckoner>

You know the routine by now. You're trying to read a book or a magazine that's sat on your go-to pile for way too long. You're eating lunch, or maybe, you're just in the middle of dinner. Your favorite show is about to hit a crucial plot point. That's when they strike. That's why I call them...The 50-Foot Robocaller. Because the results are like something out of a cheap '50s monster movie, without the campy humor. Or the cheap special effects.

Drrr-iii-nnnggg! 

Drrr-iii-nnnggg! 

You let the answering machine do the work, if you've got one, or the resulting message slide into voicemail. Most of the time, they just hang it up, and call it a day, but sometimes, you hear something along these lines:

"If you're not a registered voter, press 1. If you are a registered voter, press 2." Pause. "We are a national polling firm, and want do a brief survey. It will only take four minutes, and we will not try to sell you anything." Usually, at this point, I'll click off, though sometimes, I'll get the canned message while I'm lying in bed. Then the predictive dialer, the device that makes the call, seems to get stuck on the first part:

"If you're not a registered voter, press 1. If you are a registered voter, press 2... If you're not a registered voter, press 1. If you are a registered voter, press 2..." 

At last, the dialer runs out of steam, and the message stops in mid-canned soliloquy. Click! Prrp! And then, finally, your line goes dead.

Lately, it's gotten really bad. They call at 8:00 a.m. (seriously!). They call at 6:00 p.m. They call on weekends, again, when you're trying to enjoy your lunch, or in my case, beat a deadline of some kind or other. Either way, it's jarring and grating. You got jerked out of the groove; now it's up to you, apparently, to find your way back. Meanwhile, the 50-Foot Robocaller prepares to phone bomb the next unwary sucker.

Drrr-iii-nnnggg! 

Drrr-iii-nnnggg! 

Many of these particular phone bombs seem to originate from outfits engaging in "push polling," a less reputable category of surveying that our friends at Wikipedia define thusly: "A push poll is an interactive marketing technique, most commonly employed during political campaigning, in which an individual or organization attempts to manipulate or alter prospective voters' views under the guise of conducting an opinion poll."

What kind of candidates resort to this trick? Presumably, the same candidates struggling to get traction against better-positioned rivals, though I imagine the scam cuts both ways. Typically, the results got woven into some dubious press release or other, that duly wings way over the media's mighty e-transom. I pitch those releases the second I scan them, but you never know what might stick, right? That's the theory, I suspect.

Now and then, an actual live person answers, but the results don't go any better. When I tell the caller, "Look, I don't want to do your survey," or, "I'm not ready to do this right now," they'll literally just barrel right through whatever prepared script they've been handed.  It's hard to think of anything more disrespectful or rude to the person on the other end. 

I suppose I shouldn't get mad at them, because these people are probably just grabbing whatever bucks they can find. It's not like we're getting another stimulus check soon, right? But what's really aggravating are the calls that continue coming in, even after you tell them, "Please don't call here anymore. " At a certain point, you just want to be left alone.

Drrr-iii-nnnggg! 

Drrr-iii-nnnggg!

I felt the same visceral reaction to someone claiming to represent the FOP (Fraternal Order Of Police), trying to shake me down for money. I remember it clearly, because this call came only a couple of months after George Floyd's slow suffocation in Minneapolis. The FOP is among the most reactionary organizations on the planet. 

Their agenda is to buy politicians, to help them stifle any reforms, no matter how badly needed (if they have teeth), nor tepid (if they don't). Or, as In These Times labor reporter, Hamilton Nolan, succinctly put it, in a June 30 opinion piece for the Guardian: "The time has come to put police unions on a raft and set them adrift. perhaps they can reapply for solidarity if they ever stop abusing the rest of us."

You'd think the FOP and their ilk would get the memo, right? Especially after all that unflattering footage of their heroes cracking old peoples' skulls, beating up pregnant women, and hitting reporters with rubber bullets -- to name three of the more egregious acts that have been documented. You'd think they might keep a low profile, or at least not harass the decent folks, for a week or two.

No such luck, though. I could literally feel the oil dripping off the guy, as he launched into his prepared spiel: "Hello, I'm calling on behalf of the Fraternal Order of Police, and if you're concerned about law and order, you'll appreciate the need for..." I tried to tell him, "You're not getting any money from me," followed by, "Don't call here anymore."

And still the pitch continued, full steam ahead: "These men and women of law enforcement who blah-blah-blah work so hard to keep you and I safe blah-blah-blah so that you and I may blah-blah-blah feel safer blah-blah-blah..."

I didn't stick around for the rest. I slammed down the receiver with a resounding thud, and left it at that. Even then, the FOP -- if that's who they really were, which is a different discussion -- didn't get the memo, because I got two or three more calls after that one, until they finally (mercifully) tapered off.

No doubt about it, we're all yearning for more interactions during the era of endless pandemic. The 50-Foot Robocaller is hardly what we had in mind. But right now, this is what passes for social interaction during the Corona Era, and we're all the worse off for it. --The Reckoner

Sunday, October 18, 2020

My Corona Diary (Take XX): Corona-versary USA (Seven Months, And Counting...)

 

<"Race Against Time":
Take I"/The Reckoner>

<i.>
This weekend, America passed a dubious milestone, as comedian Trevor Noah noted on his program, "The Daily Show" (which he's hosting from his New York home, as "The Daily Social Distancing Show"). It's been seven months since the COVID-19 bomb dropped worldwide, with the most hideous consequences happening here, thanks to...well, you know who. President Whatshisname. The less I have to drop it, the better, right?

As I write, I'm seeing 8,081,489 cases (including 53,157 new cases), 386,726 new cases, and 218,511 deaths (including 593 new deaths), according to the Centers for Disease Control's tracker (see link below). Here in Michigan, we've got 159,119 total cases, 9.655 new cases in the last seven days, and 7,317 deaths (including 98 new reports). Staggering numbers, by any measure, and about to get much, much worse -- or 389,087 deaths by February, according to the World Bank's projections.

I date my seven-month starting point to March 16, when one of the local papers put all their correspondents on hold. I was writing a preview story for an orchestral concert, until the conductor emailed to say it had gotten canceled. Right then, the features editor emailed: "Hey, about that preview story? We don't need it after all."

I laughed aloud. What else could you do? If you believed in signs from beyond, that seemed like a good one. My other transcription and writing work also dropped off, too. Though it didn't disappear, I had to make some adjustments (find a new outlet or two here, bring back an older one there) until the situation stabilized.

How do things feel now? Mixed, to put it mildly. The promise of a vaccine, and the normalcy it might bring, seems a long way off. Most people in our town still seem to follow the rules, though I'm having anxious moments, like the one I experienced at the dollar store tonight. I went to grab some nuts for the wife, some fudge crackers for myself, and what do I see?

A security guard struggling to hold a white towel over his face. Not a N95, nor a surgical mask, but a towel. Looking at him made me downright queasy. "Are you f#cking kidding me?" I asked myself. 

I also saw an older woman, holding an arm over her face, as she waited in line and struggled to count, with her free hand, what looked like a half-inch thick wad of bills. At any rate, I tried to keep my social distance, and then some. Especially from the guard, who -- for reasons that only he knew -- kept shuffling closer and closer to me. 

Every time he stepped forward, I stepped back. No Jimmy Page/Robert Plant-style onstage bonding moments for this encounter! He's over here, so I'm over there.

I grabbed my stuff, and got the hell out of there. My wife assured me I'll be okay, since I was wearing an N95 mask. But the whole episode unnerved me, coming as yet another reminder that, even after all the endless media messaging, some people would rather cross their fingers, and roll the dice, as they tell themselves, "I've always been lucky so far." Time will tell how that works out for them.


<"Race Against Time,"
Take II"/The Reckoner>

<ii.>
Two more things go without saying. For one, It didn't have to be this way. For another, we wouldn't have failed so calamitously, if the empty suits had given even half a shit. From my perspective, COVID-19 simply exposed the two Americas we've seen for decades: the one for the investor class, and the one for everybody else. 

Unfortunately, one system works way, way better, as Trump has already proven with the New York Times's revelations about his Wild West-style business methods. The six bankruptcies that he racked up on his ascent to the White House in 2016 are the best illustration we have of failure always falling upwards.

That brings me to another point. How do we navigate social crises like a global pandemic? Leadership that starts with facing problems, instead of playing this "don't ask, don't tell" game that brought us here in the first place. Just saying that, though, won't make you popular in anybody's corridors of power. 

Supporters of Bernie Sanders's insurgent candidacy in the 2016 and 2020 learned that lesson the hard way, as the Democratic establishment rallied to shut him out, simply for saying what seemed so obvious, then and now: "The system isn't working for us, and it'll take more than mere baby steps to fix it."

I learned that lesson the hard way on Facebook last week, amid a discussion of how the Democrats should respond, if they sweep the House, Senate and the Presidency. I pointed out that would depend on whether the Democrats earn a 51-49 or 55-45 Senate majority, among other factors. The pushback didn't take long. Two people sniping at me as a "glass half empty kind of pessimist," who's "the guy at the party warning people that the punch is spiked with alcohol." 

Round and round this thread of higher (or lower) nonsense went, right up to 23 replies. The whole experience left me thinking, "Is this why I spent hours scanning record store racks?" I don't think so. Nobody defended me there, either. So much for the "social" aspect of social media. Good thing I wasn't at the OK Corral that day, or I wouldn't have made it home, I guess.

I should have known better, because we're talking about yet overweening product of an overweening industry grown waaay too big for its proverbial britches. But there's no law that says I have to hang out there 24-7, either. For now, I'm sharply reducing my presence there. That seems like the only sane response when people go out of their way to confirm all the worst notions you already entertain. It's too bad, but like the man said...it is what it is.


<"Race Against Time,"
Take III"/The Reckoner>

<iii.>
But here's the rub. Name calling doesn't make inconvenient facts go away. Neither does wishful thinking. And neither does making meaningless gestures, as Maryland's Republican Governor, Larry Hogan, demonstrated, when he proudly announced that he'd cast a write-in ballot, of all things -- for Ronald Reagan.

Again, I find myself saying, "Are you f#cking kidding me?" The Gipper breathed his last in 2004, so unless Hogan's planning a seance to call him back, what's the point? Oh, wait. He's making a statement about our current malaise. Fine, except the dumpster fire called the Trump presidency is still burning ever brighter, ever fiercer, ever hotter. 

Right now, the race isn't the Gipper versus Trump, or Biden. It'll be either Trump, or Biden, so I'm voting whoever will stomp the fire out, simple as that. Ignoring that reality is committing civic malpractice. On that level, I'd have to call Hogan...well, I'll let you fill in the blank (expletives are optional).

Most crucially of all, playing "don't ask, don't tell" also doesn't make inconvenient facts go away, either. That point struck me reading about New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern's landslide victory this weekend, in which her party (Labour) claimed 64 of 120 seats in Parliament, and its largest popular vote share in 70 years (49 percent).

However, amid the article's celebration of Ardern's leadership skill during the pandemic, I can't help but spot a snake or two popping up in that bipartisan Garden of Eden, starting with this fact: "Labour said it will impose a 39% tax on income over NZ $180,000 ($119,000 US) to help pay for the Covid response and keep debt under control." 
The second is the writer's note that Ardern "has ruled out significant tax reforms to address wealth inequality, and given no indication since her victory that she intends to be more proactive on issues like poverty and homelessness." 

I don't know enough about New Zealand's problems in those areas to comment, but I really hope that Ardern resists taking the "don't ask, don't tell" route. Do you really care how well the stock market's doing, if you've lost your house, or your health insurance?

As FDR so famously observed in 1940, when your neighbor's house is on fire, you don't say: "Neighbor, my garden house cost me $15; you have to pay me $15 for it. ...I don't want $15 -- I want my garden hose back after the fire is over."

Honestly, how much does it actually cost, over the long run, to look out for our neighbor? That's what the Jacinda Arderns should ask themselves right now. And surely, so should we. 

Otherwise, we may just grease the skids for another Trumpian wannabe, who really knows how to work the levers of power to achieve his El Presidente aspirations, one who'll make us long for the good old days of 2016, when that billionaire reality TV star just seemed like another buffoon on the make, another empty suit who'd never claw his way across the finish line. We all know how well that movie turned out. -- The Reckoner


Links To Go (Just Follow
Those Rising Numbers):

Bloomberg
Ardern's Stunning Election Victory
Holds Lessons For US:

Centers For Disease Control
Coronavirus Tracker:

Centers For Disease Control
COVID-19 Forecasts: Deaths:

Institute For Health Metrics and Evaluation

World Health Organization
COVID-19 Dashboard:

Sunday, October 11, 2020

Bring The Machine Home (It's Time For Internet 2.0)

 



<i.>
Vince Gill is feeling a bit grumpy these days, and so am I. But it's not just the issue he raises, though if you spend any amount of time creating music, like I do, it's definitely relevant, especially in light of the whole great rock 'n' roll swindle of streaming. You've probably seen the oft-discussed David Crosby meme, in which he talks about netting a fiver, based on royalties of nineteen-thousands of a cent from one of those streaming services -- yee-ikes! And I thought Mafia bosses skimped on fair division.

Devaluation of music isn't the only problem rattling around my brain, though, as I ponder what's happened to this lovely thing called the Internet, of which I became aware in 1995. My wife got there before I did, being the trailblazer that she is -- but that's how we started, going to the library, then tapping out your latest e-mail message, and shooting it off. Click, click, boom! Off it went, without a second thought. 

I'd started doing freelance magazine work, to supplement whatever the day jobs weren't paying (see the Jobs To Nowhere series), so I picked up on the coming of the digital era pretty fast. One minute, you were stuffing stories into some plain brown envelope -- a FedEx sleeve, for longer pieces -- the next, you were copying and pasting them into a blank white space, or attaching a document, and hitting your return key.

Click, click, boom! By the end of the '90s, you weren't using envelopes, plain brown or otherwise, and spending more and more time at all those new cyber cafes that were popping up like mushrooms -- or LANs (Local Area Network), if they had games, to lure the kids. You paid by the hour, so you had to work fast (though you could bend the rules somewhat, once you got to know the management.)

I enjoyed the explosion of blogs, fan sites and forums that sprang up, catering to every cult taste on the planet. I have fond memories of that experience, like the afternoon I spent at my crappy suburban Chicago office job, gently badgering one of my co-workers to print out all this info from a Badfinger site, simply because it had images of releases I'd never seen -- one of many ways that made the minute hand go faster, when the bossman wasn't lurking around.

Many of those virtual highways and byways are long gone, like the Little Splinters site, that catered to Paul Weller fans. (I spent a fair amount of time printing out the contents of that one, too.) Right away, you realized that permanence and tangibility weren't going to play a big role in this equation, as attention spans grew shorter and shorter.

But it didn't seem like such a pressing issue, when anything and everything seemed possible, because society had yet to come apart at the seams. Meanwhile, you kept on clicking and surfing, clicking and surfing. The world is yours, you told yourself. At least...that's how it seemed...at the time.


<"Bring The Machine Home,
Take I"/The Reckoner>

<ii.>
These days, it's a different ball game, of course. The promise and possibility that the mid- to late '90s signified now seems largely suffocated by the usual suspects -- Amazon, Apple, Facebook, Google, Microsoft -- whose Mafia-like antics, and never-ending determination to twist whatever (and whoever) they can in pursuit of their goals consumes more and more and more of our attention, energy and time. 

We've seen this development at a basic level, with the forced format changes that they constantly impose, like Facebook's recent switch from its signature dark blue background (Classic Facebook) to its newer versions (or Clown White, or Off Black, as I call them). 

I'm used to it now, but it irritated me then, especially when the resulting pop-up box asked why you wanted to switch back to Classic Facebook. I wrote in the comment field, "If you really cared what we thought, you wouldn't be doing this, right?" I'm still waiting for a response on that one.

The encroachments on our time and energy don't end there. It's hardly surprising that the so-called gig economy's growing by leaps and bounds, as the conventional job market continues to crater, but it's not driving any greater growth in earning power, nor personal satisfaction. It's harder and harder to square the slogans that these outfits constantly tout ("Do as much or as little as you want," "Work in your pajamas") with the relentless race to the bottom that they actually practice ("If you don't like it, you can't leave," "Your account can be closed any time"), because that's the only way their business model works. Or can work. Either way, it doesn't work for you.

This struggle cuts both ways. Last year, I watched a longtime friend hang up his journalistic hat; two decades of low pay and little advancement will do that. He decided to seek a regular job instead, a possibility that has yet to materialize after a year of elevator pitches, endless shuffling of resumes, and various related trips to job fairs, and support groups. The problem, of course, is that he's one among millions of fiftysomethings out of work at this point. No one's hiring them.

I'm experiencing my share of aggravation lately, as well. I'm trying to boost my overall rating on one transcript site, and reclaim the top tier, where the best work, pay-wise and quality-wise (such as it is) exists. I had a bad run of three niggling grades that pushed me into the middle tier, and its less desirable discards. (There's also a bottom tier, for the rookies, where I've seen the odd person or two get busted. We won't imagine how that experience feels.)

The way these sites operate, it takes forever to work those lesser grades off, forcing you to dedicate more time than you really want to spend on them. (So much for the claims of not having to squat on Bid Site X every day, right?) And you have to get extremely nitpicky about the work you do, because you don't want to fall further down the rabbit hole. Thankfully, it's not the only thing I do, but right now, I'm thinking of taking a week or so off from that particular rat race. Getting dinged, after putting in a couple grueling all nighters, will do that to you.



<"Bring The Machine Home,
Take II"/The Reckoner>


<iii.>
I don't only have Vince Gill to thank for my inspiration on this post. The other source came from watching a PBS "American Masters" special, late at night, on John Lennon's connections to New York City, and how it influenced his activism, as well as his art. Among the clips is a brief one from an April 22, 1972 peace rally that he and Yoko attended, where he said something that caught my attention: 

"We're here to bring the boys home, but let's not forget the machine! Bring the machine home, and then we'll really get somewhere."

Obviously, at that moment, Lennon was talking about ending the Vietnam War, and pulling the plug on American involvement there. But the last part of his statement, "Bring the machine home," has wider implications. I also see it meaning, "bring our technology closer to home, in a way that works better for us." I'm thinking of Point #5 in the White Panther Party Platform, in particular, which still rings true today: "Free access to the information media -- free the technology from the greed creeps!"

The greed creeps have never done better, as the pandemic is showing us. Relevant examples include Etsy, the online portal for handmade goods, whose second quarter earnings report showed a total gross profit of $317.4 million, and total revenues of $428.7 million. Those figures, released in August, reflected increases of 159.1 and 136.7 percent, respectively. 

That's a thrilling outcome for those sitting in the boardroom, but less so for the community relying on it for some kind of income. It's a dynamic that's guaranteed to keep our collective earning power flowing somewhere else, helping to make an all-powerful entity even more overweening, and less responsive. 

Just imagine how much better off we could make ourselves, if we took even 10 percent of that $300- or $400-some million, and put it into our own DIY ventures -- like a co-op, for example, run by the workers involved, instead of some anonymous digital platform lorded over by some faceless anonymous middlemouth. Now there's a thought, eh?

On the plus side, Etsy supports Black Lives Matter as "the civil rights movement of our time," and has donated $1 million to causes like the Equal Justice Initiative, making them a tad less greedy and creepy. But even so, I find it odd that in the 21st century, we're still run along the same unforgiving lines of the 15th, with some overweening overdog wielding life or death power over the serfs who worked the land, even as it slowly worked them to an early death.

Monopoly money also brings monopoly power. As Free Code Camp reports (see below), half of all Internet traffic now flows to just 30 websites (emphasis mine), with the remaining half spread across some 60 trillion unique web pages that Google indexes. I imagine this is why I've seen a drop in my own monthly website traffic lately, from 20,000-25,000 to 15,000-17,000 monthly page views. The same story holds for other notable categories, like online advertising, where Facebook and Google account for 85% of all new dollars being spent there. The rest fight fiercely for the rest of the crumbs, as the race to the bottom accelerates. Wash, rinse, repeat.


<"Bring The Machine Home,
Take III"/The Reckoner>

<Coda>
To some degree, this is a chicken and egg question. "Which came first?" I'm tempted to ask myself. "The day jobs that barely paid enough to make to ends meet, or the 'gig jobs' that don't pay enough, and don't pretend to?" 

Neither model serves our needs, leaving us trapped in a world of binary Tweedledee-or-Tweedledum (non) choices. Psst. Hey, kid! You want AT&T or Verizon? Chocolate or vanillaDemocrats or RepublicansFood or medicineMedicare only, or sliding scale fees? You know the drill. Wash, rinse, repeat.

Or, as Bernie Sanders so bluntly put it, when he ran for President: Americans don't only want a choice between Aetna and CIGNA. We can do better than the standard binary paradigms that the world continues to offer. 

That begins by realizing how much buying power we have, and finding better places to funnel it, as Michael Bloomberg did, by sinking $16 million into a fund that aims to help former Florida prison inmates fully pay all their fines and costs, as the state demands, and reclaim their voting rights. That's real power, and will make a real difference in those ex-offenders' lives.

Obviously, most of us don't have anywhere near $16 million, but that's not the point. For a start, we can still make better decisions about whom and what to support with our existing energy and money. That thought occurred to me when I stumbled across a multi-part podcast series aimed at zinemakers, including outlets to sell them. Sounds great, I thought. I can use that infoLet's see what they've got.

Unfortunately, the "resources" turned out to be the usual suspects, like Etsy, where the podcaster focuses their 'zine sales -- and, not surprisingly, directed much of their ire. To top it all off, the podcast site opened with a royalty free musical greeting, a gesture that totally undercuts their own message. How can you bitch about Etsy fees, I asked myself, when you're OK with screwing the pooch for yet another musician? 

But swapping one bid site for another isn't the answer. Shifting priorities from Etsy to Fiverr to Scribie to Submittable to Upwork and back again, or some equally closed loop, isn't the revolution I have in mind. Finding alternatives that empower real people in real life is, and that's the prize we should all focus on achieving. 

Time will tell what those alternatives look like, or how they'll take hold, but getting that discussion going -- and keeping it going -- is the first step in forming bigger and better ideas that lead to action. Like the man said, bring the machine home. Then we'll really get somewhere. --The Reckoner


Links To Go (Hurry, Hurry,
Before Some Algorithm Punishes You Again):

Business Insider

CNET
Four Memorable Moments
From The Congressional Hearing On Big Tech:

Free Code Camp
The Future Of The Open Internet
Is In Your Hands:

Think Globally Act Locally:

Wednesday, October 7, 2020

My Corona Diary (Take XIX): The Great Cake Ordering Caper, Unscrambled

 

<"Happy Corona Day...To Nobody In Particular"
The Reckoner>

<i.>
Here at Ramen Noodle Nation HQ, it's fascinating -- and sickening -- to see so many newsmakers determined not to let COVID-19 cramp their style. We got another grim reminder of this reality last week, with the sudden diagnosis and hospitalization of Superspreader-In-Chief, a certain D. Trump, his First Lady, Melania, along with many of their noxious inner circle, including Pres Secretary Kayleigh McEnany and her two deputies, campaign manager Bill Stempien, and three Republican Senators who attended Supreme Court nominee Amy Coney Barrett's coming out party. 

The ironies of illness spreading from an event designed to showcase the Republican's ruthless desire to cram Barrett down the national gullet need no further elaboration. Neither does Trump's newfound COVID-19 status, even as he's already fled back to the White House, pronouncing himself fit as a fiddle. He's already demonstrated, many, many times, that a man's gotta golf, even with a national death toll hitting 210,000, and climbing.

Here in our town, though, the desire for some kind of "new normal" makes itself felt in unusual ways, like the bakery counter at Matthew's, where I found myself seeking one of my favorite treats: a piece of cake, which sells for $1.89. I usually get a couple at a time as an after dinner treat, though like many items these days, your chances of getting it are often hit or miss.

This time, however, my timing proved perfect, as the baker popped out from behind those gray metal double doors, pushing a cart brimming with some three dozen or so chocolate, marble, vanilla, the odd slices with whipped cream...you name it, she had it, as she wheeled to a stop near a shelf, and began putting them out.

"Hey, I always wondered something," I asked. "Are any of these pieces ever freshly made? Or are they discards from somebody's birthday cake, that nobody picked up?"

The baker flashed a knowing smile. You know better than to ask something like that. "Well, they are mostly discards, about 95% of them," she nodded.

"How does that work out, exactly?" I wondered.

"See, what happens is..." The baker paused from her task. Once more, she gave me a wry smile. "A lot of times, people order a cake from here, and then, they'll order one from somewhere else..."

"So they'll pick up the one that's cheaper?" I guessed.

"Yup, exactly." You've done well, dude, her wink suggested. "Some people are assholes like that."

"Sign of the times, I guess."

"Yeah, something like that." The baker rolled her eyes,. "It's gotten to the point, where we know they who are, because..."

"It's always the same people," I finished. "Do you ditch those cakes, at a certain point, if they sit here too long?"

"Eventually, but they go pretty quick. Unless it has writing on it. Then nobody wants it." She furrowed her brow, and glanced at her cart. She wasn't annoyed, but this time, her glance suggested, I gotta get back to it, before someone spots me.

"Oh, okay, I got it. Thanks for educating me," I said.

"You're welcome," the baker responded. She began taking out two cake pieces at a time, since she had a full cart to put out.

It's been a week, maybe a week and a half, since I've seen so many cake pieces in one place. Who knows what next time may bring? It's hardly on the level of a ventilator, let alone a mask, or even a pair of gloves, of which you still hear about shortages, periodically, though not as much as when all this madness started.

But even so, I have a feeling that I'll miss that next piece most, when it doesn't show up at the bakery. Small pleasures are funny like that, sometimes. --The Reckoner


<Sign O'The Times/The Management Regrets...
The Reckoner>