Saturday, October 29, 2022

House Rules 101: A Gentle Reminder

 

<"And Today's Hot Topic Is..."
The Reckoner>

Ever heard that old expression, "A place for everything, and everything in its place?" In life, it's one of the most common rules that you'll ever encounter, especially when you're trying to get or do something.

In other words, if you're a heavy metal band looking for gigs, you don't call Fran's Folk-Rock Bar. If you're building credits as a short story writer, Reader's Digest is probably not a great fit for your X-Files-style opus about aliens co-opting the Swiss banking world. And if you're after a job, your Iron Chef-style kitchen mastery won't impress the Paradise County Crime Lab.

Makes sense, right? Otherwise, Fran's Folk-Rock Bar, Reader's Digest and Paradise County are wasting an awful lot of time. That's why they post house rules to screen out the random person who closes their eyes, crosses their fingers, throws a dart, and hopes for the best. Hopefully, everybody takes the hint, and follows suit, but not always.

I know the feeling, because I'm still periodically getting random comments from people who aren't reading the entries here closely. The latest came from somebody who extolled the virtues of veganism, that "Hubs is voluntarily on board," and how thankful they were not to live in the UK, or Ukraine.

But that comment came in response to, "Life's Little Injustices (Take XVIII): Medicine As A Business (Sticker Shock Strikes Again)," which talks about high medical bills, and how much they suck. There's no references to the UK, Ukraine or the virtues of veganism anywhere, so guess what? I didn't approve it, and it's headed to the virtual round file.

So if you're wondering, "What happened to my comment?" Well, now you know. Does that make you a bad person? No, but you're not reading too closely, either. That also goes for the guy who sent a link to his blog about Indian politics -- to gin up his numbers, I'm guessing. I ditched that one, too.

We post links here all the time, so that's not the issue. But they have to fit the theme of the entry, or the blog itself. Otherwise, what's the point? Read those little keywords on the right side of the main page. See any that say, "Hubs's vegan odyssey," or, "Modi-mania goes mad?" 

If not, then save yourself the extra keystrokes. You can't wing the virtual equivalent of a paper airplane, and expect it to land. That's why I have moderation in place. Nothing personal, but without it, we'd probably get dozens of comments about Hubs's vegan deep dive, and God knows what else. 

I learned as much on my website, where I once had to scrub a fistful of comments in elaborate Sanskrit cursive! It looked great, but it didn't belong there, so out it went. All I can say is, I hope they had fun.

One other point is worth repeating. From time to time, we get commenters who want to pick a bone -- and pick it, and pick it, and pick it. I'm presuming that's why, one time, I got a series of comments from somebody who just loved it when some Republican dickhead or other called Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez a foul name. 

At first, I let them go, but when I thought a bit longer, I scratched them all. This isn't Danny's Virtual Dive Bar, where everybody just gets to yell over each other.

For my money, I believe in "one and done." That means, say your piece, then move on, and let others do likewise. To put it another way, if "The Jazz Odyssey" struck you as This Is Spinal Tap's finest hour, you don't need to embroider the point, over and over and over. Once or twice will do, thanks.

So, to sum up...

Whatever you comment on, make sure it has some bearing on the business at hand, Otherwise, it's going in the bin! Respect the space, and whoever is using it, including The Squawker and myself.

Or you can take your Jazz Odyssey Fix to the appropriate venue -- or Hubs, and his Vegan Deep Dive, for that matter -- along with your X-Files opus to the relevant venue. On the bright side, thought, the Miskatonic University Review might just love it. You never know -- different strokes, and all that, right? Right. --The Reckoner

Sunday, October 23, 2022

Hinckley Has A Vision (So Should We Listen?)

 

<Wayne's World Was Never Like This:
Doc Dart and friends dish out 
pure cable access chaos, 1982: 
YouTube.com>

I can't believe they're serious
Superstitious spastic fools
They live for everlasting life,
And ruin my life here on Earth

They must be so intelligent
To know so much more than me...

Hinkley had a vision,
   Hinkley had a vision...

<"Hinkley Had A Vision," The Crucifucks>


<Doc Dart works the crowd (Steve Shelley, rear),
The Dale, Akron, OH, 1982:
YouTube.com>


<i.>

If you spent any time in East Lansing music circles in the early or mid-'80s, you may have heard  this song, at some point. If not, you probably heard of the band (The Crucifucks), or its perpetually wired 'n' weird frontman, Doc Dart, the man behind those provocative lyrics.

The name practically guaranteed struggles in booking gigs, and creative billing workarounds on flyers (such as "Christmas Folks"). Airplay on college radio stations -- the most receptive outlets for music that didn't suit mainstream tastes -- was also often out of  the question. Nowadays, if you hear their name invoked, it's some sort of punk historiy name-check (typicaly, as the pre-Sonic Youth entry on drummer Steve Shelley's resume).

I remember that era well. For diehard
 fans, Doc Dart came across like a punked-out Jim Morrison -- constantly duking it out with cops, promoters, and other dodgy authority figures, when he wasn't getting busted for petty offenses, and pushing the envelope of whatever the Greater Lansing gatekeepers deemed as the acceptable face of its music scene (mainly, crappy cover bands, whose career highlights amounted to: "I supported so-and-so when they came to town").

"Hinkley Had A Vision," from the band's 1985 self-titled debut album, typifies Doc's fiercely confrontational stance -- screw Christianity, screw the government, screw the military, screw those slam pit party crashers -- driven along by his nails-on-a-chalkboard vocal style.

The song equates the delusions of winning actress Jodie Foster's love -- which Hinckley cited as his motive to shoot Reagan, and three others -- with the fallacies of organized religion, as Doc sees them ("Aw, teach me how to pray, good Christian/If it works, you'll all be dead"). One man's craziness is another man's vision, and vice versa, Doc suggests. And we don't always get to pick and choose whose vision makes better sense. 

Curiously, the song misspells Hinckley's name, but no matter; we all know who's referenced here. Such is the power that notoriety confers on those who seek it. 



<John Hinckley's FBI mugshot>

<ii.>
By the time "Hinkley Had A Vision" came out, it seemed hard to foresee any other future for its subject, other than permanent confinement in a psychiatric hospital, once a jury deemed him not guilty by reason of insanity. By then, his surname had become a lightning rod, as viewers of "The Greatest American Hero" learned, in 1981 -- when its title character's name morphed from Ralph Hinkley, to Hanley, and back at warp speed, with no explanation offered (nor required, perhaps).

Given all those unsavory connotations, the notion of Hinckley winning his freedom after 41 years of institutional living would have struck most people as bizarre, or downright absurd. But that's what happened in June, when a federal judge ordered his unconditional release. By then, Hinckley had won the right to release music and artwork publicly -- an opportunity he's maximizing to its fullest, now that he's finally a free man again.

So far, that freedom has brought mixed results. On one hand, he's living every artist's dream. Asbestos Records, an independent punk and ska label, plans to release a vinyl album of his music (though I don't see it posted on their website yet). He's planning to start a label (Emporia Records), and has staked out a presence on Spotify, and Twitter. Like any good record mogul, John Hinckley covers all the bases.

On the other hand, Hinckley's attempts to promote his music live have foundered, amid the usual, predictable barrage of death threats, public outrage, and security issues. John Hinckley's Redemption Tour seems fated to end up like Bill Cosby's Victory Lap Post-Courtroom Comedy Tour, as in, not coming to a town near you, and more than likely, never.  Even infamy has its limits, it seems.

The response from from one of the venues (Market Hotel: Brooklyn, NY) that scratched Hinckley's live debut is unintentionally revealing, and hilarious, at the same time: 

“It is not worth the gamble on the safety of our vulnerable communities to give a guy a microphone and a paycheck from his art who hasn’t had to earn it, who we don’t care about on an artistic level, and who upsets people in a dangerously radicalized, reactionary climate.”

Fine. If you don't care about him artistically, and security's such a hassle, why give him a stage in the first place? Well, you know the old joke about promoters, right? They'd sell tickets to their grandmother's cremation, if they could get away with it. Enough said on that one.

Such unforgiving scrutiny leaves Hinckley in a curious nether position. His marquee value stems from his outlaw status, not anything that he's achieved in his own right, an opportunity that decades of confinement understandably denied him. Yet his hopes of being judged solely for his musical merits ("I'm trying not to dwell on the past") seem like wishful thinking, given how he gained our attention in the first place. His output is outsider art, in the truest sense of the term.

All the rosy digital statistics can't paper over that reality, At 52,500 followers on Twitter, 30,600 subscribers on YouTube, and 15,000 listeners per month on Spotify, Hinckley's numbers are certainly impressive. Yet Hinckley doesn't follow anybody on Twitter, nor does he ever respond to the numerous comments that pepper his many YouTube videos.

It's a curious omission for a newly-minted artist who talks so earnestly of wanting to uplift others through his music ("
In a lot of ways, I’m just like them, the person that’s listening to the song"). Security and liability reasons may be prompting this non-response, but it's hard to imagine Hinckley changing people's perceptions, without letting them into his world -- if only for a little bit. Otherwise, he'll have to accept a fanbase consisting mainly of curiosity seekers, looky-loos and rubberneckers as the price of continuing his career, however he defines it.


<John Hinckley: The one-man band today,
on his YouTube channel:
"Hope For The Future">


<iii.>
With all that being said, is John Hinckley's music actually worth a listen? That depends on what you're expecting. Now that he's back among us, Hinckley has a vision: one guy and his guitar, channeling the musical influences of his teen years, Bob Dylan, and the Beatles. (Though I don't see them on his YouTube channel, he's apparently also done a couple of tracks with a band -- wonder how that blind ad read.)

He's got a major yen for Elvis Presley, too, judging by the covers he's posted on his channel ("Can't Help Falling In Love," "Don't Be Cruel," garnering 34,000 and 27,000 views, respectively). I didn't mind those so much -- it's hard to do a bad job with anything from the King, as long as you pay attention to the basics, which Hinckley does. His affinity for Dylan also shines through on his version of "Mr. Tambourine Man." At 40,963 views, it's the blockbuster attraction of his channel so far, which makes sense.

No surprises there. Many troubadours, including Yer Humble Narrator, include covers to draw listeners. So how do Hinckley's originals stack up? Well, let's just say, I'm not hearing any classics yet. The overall effect comes across as what you'd hear from some standard issue folk-rock strummer at a coffee shop on Saturday night.

"Hello, everybody, hope you're doing great," Hinckley kicks off a video for one of his latest efforts, "Can't We Just Get Along?" "I'd just like to say, I now have 18 songs of mine, on the music streaming sites (which he then rattles off). So check out my 18 songs on the music streaming sites. Right now, I wanna do another original song of mine." 

It's the kind of aside you'd hear from that '70s-era coffee shop strummer's Millennial offspring ("Hey, guys, this song's about looking at the gutter and the stars! Check it out now, at coffeeshopstrummer.com"). But it's one sorely lacking in the mannerisms that any performer needs to genuinely connect with an audience. The overall combo of flat affect and purely promo-driven spiel makes the connection an even bigger stretch.

And that's before he launches into his earnest plea ("Well, I don't know what's wrong with this world, I wanna see some love/Can't we get along, all day long? Think it's time we do"). It's an odd request, again, considering the events that landed him behind those four walls, but I digress. The riffing and strumming patterns bear a distinctive Dylan imprint, though the overall lyrical muse seems closer to Dr. Seuss.

Those same tendencies persist throughout several other clips, such as "You And I Are Free" ("That makes 26 songs of mine on the streaming sites, so check 'em out, when you have a chance"), or "Unlock Your Heart" ("Listen, everybody, if anybody knows of a record label that would put my music out on vinyl, let me know"). 

The best of his efforts, "Don't Give Up On Innocence" ("I remember the hopes that I had before/One by one, they were booted out the door"),  and "Hope For The Future" ("I have seen so many ups and downs, survivin' through the years"), mine a more Beatle-y vein, with subtle nods to the demons that drove Hinckley's past. When Hinckley sings, "I am just a guy/Who made it through the rain" ("We Are Drifting On The Sea"), suddenly, it's easy to believe him, and his whole shtick seems less of a stretch, at least for a time.



<The unlikely becomes likely: Doc Dart
announces his upstart bid for Mayor of Lansing, 1989:
Lansing State Journal>

<iv.>
So what kinds of connections is John Hinckley making, exactly? That's hard to say. Judging from my deep dive through his YouTube channel, he hasn't allowed any comments on it for about a year. When he did, the responses ranged from tasteless cracks ("This guy makes bangers, and one went into Ronald Reagan"), to snide sarcasm ("He should share his music with Jodie Foster"), to gushing fanboy guff ("You're an American hero. Your songs make me cry, but smile. You're [sic] proof redemption works").

Huh? Say what? Actually, the heroes of Reagan's near-assassination on March 30, 1981, were Secret Service agent Tim McCarthy, who caught a bullet in his chest, and Washington, DC police officer Tom Delahanty, who took a bullet apiece to his neck, and spine. Not the guy who took such great care to load his sidearm with six Devastator slugs -- designed to explode to contact -- of the same type that left Press Secretary Jim Brady with permanent disabilities.

With Hinckley beyond any further legal retribution, his detractors are left to curse his rock 'n' roll dreams as the stuff of mere blood money, since he's essentially using his notoriety to drive them. In all fairness, though, could you imagine him pumping gas, or stocking the shelves at Costco? Who would ever hire him, or look over his resume? (Cue the sound of crickets chirping.) I thought so. 

It's also worth recalling why Hinckley fought so hard to release music and art under his own name, a reason that does come down to money. At
 67, Hinckley's Social Security check is his only regular income, so whatever cash he can find to supplement it would undoubtedly feel most welcome.

In some ways, Hinckley is fortunate that he wasn't released sooner. Otherwise, he might have wound up stranded without a job, or other support, except that of his parents and their basement -- figuratively, and literally. It's the premise of "Get A Life" large, minus the baggage that dogs would-be Presidential assassins.


<The ever-elusive cassette:
"Black Tuesday," Doc Dart's 
unreleased solo album, 1991:
YouTube screen grab>

<v.>
Just where does this examination leave us? Let's circle back to the man who wrote that song, "Hinkley Had A Vision." Doc Dart's muse has remained quiet since his last release, The Messiah (Crustacean Records: 2006), released under the monicker of 26. That handle comes from a lyric in "By The Door," off the Crucifucks' first, self-titled album ("The little hand is on the two/Now the big hand is pointing at you!/What time is that?"). I assume that his current hiatus stems from his well-documented, lifelong struggles with depression and mental illness.

Still, it's a crying shame that Doc Dart remains largely unknown and unheard, beyond devotees of '80s hardcore, and his folkier, poppier, yet equally intense solo albums, Patricia (Alternative Tentacles: 1990) -- named for the therapist who treated him -- and Black Tuesday (1991), intended as the follow-up. However, Alternative Tentacles rejected it, leaving Doc to pass out 100 cassette copies to friends and allies. That was far as it went, so good luck finding any of those original cassettes anywhere.

However, you can find Black Tuesday, plus Doc's other solo efforts, and the usual live bits and pieces -- easily enough on YouTube. Having heard it, it strikes me as an amazing piece of work, one that should be out now, not languishing in somebody's drawer somewhere. But don't take my word for it. Check out the link below, and hear it for yourself.

To me, it's telling that much of Hinckley's core audience are Millennials who weren't even around when he first lost his freedom. Is it unfiar to compare his cod philosophizing and coffeeshop strumming with works like Patricia, or Black Tuesday? I don't think so. I know which ones I'll end up playing more, who's the greater talent, and who deserves a wider audience.

Listening to Black Tuesday for the first time left me pondering the similarities and differences between these two men. Both were born just two years apart in the 1950s. Both came from privileged backgrounds and wealthy families, where money and resources were never an issue. Yet both also ended up estranged from their families, and struggled with a lengthy trail of failed relationships, mental issues, and hit or miss career prospects.

One major difference separates them, though. Shooting Reagan earned Hinckley earned a niche in criminal history that he can never erase. It's also one that allows him to bypass much of the heavy lifting -- of booking shows, building fanbases, and so on, sight unseen -- that other artists have to do. So how do we ever separate the assassin from the artist? As leaps of faith go, this one feels a bit heavier than most.

A longtime friend of mine said as much, in discussing Charles Manson's creative efforts. Once he popped the million dollar question ("So what sort of music does a murderous cult leader make?"), the answers didn't feel sufficient enough to hold his interest over the long run, and he eventually moved on from it. 

Countless listeners, I suspect, have drawn similar conclusions about Manson's music and writings, leaving them to occupy the same head space inhabited by other problematic works -- like Gacy's clown paintings, Goebbels's unfinished novel, or Hitler's emotionally arid, overly precise artwork. How many of Hinckley's current fans will care about the guy five, 10 or 20 years from now? Is morbid curiosity enough to sustain a career? Somehow, I doubt it. Time will tell.

Better yet, let's rephrase the question. Would anybody care as much about Hinckley's art and music, without all the macabre baggage surrounding it? The answer seems obvious. When all's said and done, once the dust finally settles, the notoriety that gave Hinckley the floor will also probably end up being his ceiling. --The Reckoner


Links To Go (Not For Hinckley:
He Can Do His Own PR, Thanks):


Doc Corbin Dart: Black Tuesday:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htS0S5xmKNk


Jangle Pop Hub: Album Review:
Patricia: By Doc Corbin Dart (1990):

https://janglepophub.home.blog/2019/04/18/album-review-patricia-by-doc-corbin-dart-1990-alternative-tentacles/

Mark Prindle's Record Reviews:
http://markprindle.com/dart.htm

3AM : Please Give Me Orders:
Doc Dart Interviewed By John Szupnar:
https://www.3ammagazine.com/3am/please-give-me-orders/

VICE.com: The Troublemaker:
https://www.vice.com/en/article/gqdgxj/the-troublemakers-515-v16n1


Monday, October 10, 2022

Life's Little Injustices (Take XVIII): Medicine As A Business (Sticker Shock Strikes Again)


<"Watch Out For Falling Bills...
Take I"/The Reckoner>

<i.>
You'd think I'd learned my lesson by now. Last spring, I'd been waiting on a procedure that I desperately needed, to make some "south of the border" improvements near my groin area. I'd reached the point where delay wasn't an option anymore. I was supposed to undergo it last November, only to have it KO'd twice -- once, due to COVID-19, the other, due to scheduling issues with the doctor. 

A freak ice storm pushed the date back yet again, from February 1, to April 22 (see my previous entry, "Life's Little Injustices (Take XVII): Medicine As A Business (You Gotta Love It)"). One more postponement followed, for scheduling reasons.

The May 26 date held, and I underwent the knife for an hour. The doctor only needed to numb the relevant body part, so I was awake the whole time, and didn't feel any pain. I took a couple days off, to ease the recovery process, and went back to work the following Monday.

A $200 bill soon landed on my doormat. I had the cash, so I promptly paid it, figuring it was my portion of the overall cost ($530 and some change). Come July, I received a second bill, for $180, and then, a third, for nearly $90. 

The former statement referenced Some Pathology Practice Or Other, in Toledo, OH. The latter bill contained info at all. 

Wait a minute, I told myself. I know you pay some of these costs for these things out of pocket, but...  I did some quick calculations to see where I stood. Taking these two bills into the equation, I'd end up paying 88 percent! Hmm, that doesn't seem right. What's up with that? I asked myself.

So I did what the pundits tell you. I called the various entities involved, and asked them what's going on, starting with our local hospital, which now owns the urology clinic that did my procedure. (They own everything else that matters here medically, too, but that's another discussion for another day.) 

I also rang up our so-called insurer, who ever returned any of my three calls. That matched what the hospital's customer support staff told me -- they reached out to them, too, but never heard back. Figures, right?



<"Watch Out For Falling Bills...
Take II"/The Reckoner>

<ii.>
July and August gradually faded into September, and now, October, as the big runaround continued. A couple of threatening notices from Some Pathology Practice Or Other landed on my doormat, too. Ironically, though, after months of runaround, I finally got the answer I needed.

Guess what? I'm on the hook for those other amounts, too -- the $90, due to that "out of network" thing. (Mind you, I've never received any info of who's in the network. But I digress. As for the $180? The Billing Department at Some Pathology Practice Or Other told me, "We did send that to your insurer, and they refused to pay it." 

So I'm still paying that 88 percent of the total, or $460. Oh, well, at least I didn't have to pay the entire cost upfront, something that you face constantly, as an uninsured IC (independent contractor). But still...

I'm not faulting any of the billing or customer support departments. They were pretty cordial and professional, and I had no problem getting them to accept the $30 per month I proposed to pay the $180 bill. I don't know how I'll handle the $90 bill yet, but I'm sure I can figure out something.

On one level, it's all good. And yet, on another level, it really isn't so good. Having to pay that 88 percent cost leaves a sour taste in my mouth. Fine, Herr Keaton, I get that it's a business, and you need another designer sweater to grace your already overstuffed hall closet. I'm sure your ex-hippie parents will love it!

Sure, Dr. Huxtable, I know you planned to buy a second Mercedes this year -- for your Roman numeral-entitled offspring. And yes, Mr. Ewing, I'm sure you can buy quite a few boots and 10 gallon hats, once we're all done shelling out 88 percent of your bills. 


<"Watch Out For Falling Medical Bills...
Take III"/The Reckoner>


<iii.>
But you know something? Sure, American medicine is definitely a business, but it's definitely the least efficient, least responsive business I've encountered. I shouldn't have had to burn up four months trying to figure what I was paying, or why.  

In contrast, I remember when Morgan Spurlock did a program on medical tourism. The Thai hospital he visited gave him an itemized bill for the hypothetical procedure that he outlined, down to the last baht. Wow! What a concept, right? Makes me wonder what else they've sussed out ahead of us.

Of course, medicine isn't the only driving force in the big squeeze most of us feel right now. The Squawker and I got a fresh reminder at the store yesterday, where we paid $4.29 for a dozen eggs (Ka-ching!), $7 for a pound of packaged lunch meat (Ka-ching!), and $7 for a package of organic sausages (Ka-ching!).  

Don't worry, though. I'm sure all the endless Biden-related investigations that the Republicans plan, if they retake Congress next month, should reduce all those prices in one fell swoop, right? 

And if you really believe that...I'll let you, Dear Reader, finish the sentence this time. Something's got to give, all right. I'm just tired of it always being me. --The Reckoner

Saturday, October 8, 2022

My Corona Diary (Take XXXIX): Pandemic, Endemic, Or What? A Few Housekeeping Notes

 <"Waiting For 
That Other Shoe To Drop..."
The Reckoner>


Alert readers of this blog will have noticed that I haven't posted a "Corona Diary" entry since May 1, or a good five months ago.
There are several reasons, starting with the mundane. The demands of a public service job force me to juggle other priorities, including my creative side, more judiciously than before.

I have roughly the same amount of time for creative ventures as before, but I have to measure out more energy for them, depending on how long my day runs, or how many tasks pile up in a typical week. So that's one thing.

I also don't want to wear out a particular idea, or series of them. The Squawker and I don't believe in creating at an industrial pace, just to outrun an algorithm (even if I'm carrying most of the art and writing load lately). When we have something to say, we'll say it. if not, then not. Simple as that.

We're not worried about making money, or keeping up with the virtual Joneses. and we also don't want to repeat ourselves. The essential themes of the pandemic -- the crippling isolation, extreme inequities, and social upheavals -- are long established, so there's no point in rehashing them constantly.

Even so, I'm keeping the "Corona Diary" concept and title. Maybe I'll change it, once Entry #50 rolls around ("Post-Corona Diary," anyone?), but I'm not rushing any decision. I'm sure that whatever happens outside my remote work bubble will influence what's written next, which is how "My Corona Diary" emerged.

Having something to write about also helps. It's been awhile -- maybe a year, in fact -- since I've written anything COVID-19 related, looked at any of those color-coded maps, to keep track of the spread, nor spot-checked what other media outlets were saying about any of it.

Most folk that I see, on those occasions when Squawker and I venture out to the store, or some medical appointment or other, aren't wearing their masks anymore. Most stores still require them, though, while a sign at the County Courthouse states, "Face coverings optional. We respect your choice." Such is the Alice in Wonderland world that COVID-19 has brought us.

The pundits call it "pandemic fatigue," which makes sense, on some levels. Two years of ever-changing information and recommendations will wear out the hardiest of souls, despite President Biden's recent attempts at FDR-style fireside reassurance ("We still have a problem with COVID. We're still doing a lot of work on it. But the pandemic is over").

Then why are we hearing about the prospect of powerful new variants, like BA.5, looming over this winter? And why is my sister telling me about sharp spikes at her agency in so-called "long COVID" claims, of people so debilitated by the disease, they can't work anymore, let alone function? 

What's more, people are still dying from COVID, though not at the fearsome rates we witnessed 2020, and much of last year, as well. But the 300-400 COVID deaths per day that we're currently logging still strikes me as a big deal. That's almost 3,000 people per week. Any way you slice it, that's an eye-popping number.

Maybe that's why the Squawker and I are still wearing our masks, and limiting our current outings and social contacts to the "strictly necessary" variety. Last night, for instance, the local art center hosted the screening of a dozen or so silent movies outside -- on the side of the building, with an appropriate soundtrack.

Children had opportunities to paint jack-o'-lanterns, and of course, the center promised plenty of refreshments. It sounded like a fun event, a way to break our isolation, if only for 90 minutes, or so. 
I duly pitched the idea to Squawker, who lobbed back a question: "Sure, it might be outside. But will we really able to see it all from the car?"

"Well, we could drive by and check it out," I offered. "We could park across the street, or the center's parking lot. If not, we can always go back home. It's not a big deal."

"Hmm, yeah, maybe..." I could see Squawker's reserve start to melt. "But chances are, they'll have everybody sitting on the lawn. Which means, we'll still be exposed to all their germs."

"Sure, I guess. We don't know where they've been, or who they've done it with. But still, I wouldn't mind..."

The discussion continued, for another 10 minutes or so, till we figured out that we weren't showing up. At one point, I cracked, "You know, we could probably look up those movies online, and watch them right here."

"That's just it," Squawker agreed. "I can't really sit that long, anyway. Not the way my body works, these days. I'd rather see a movie at home."

"That's a fair point, all right. Can't argue with that."

And there, we let the matter drop. That's our current dilemma, isn't it? As much as fun as that whole event sounded, something held us back. You can call it anxiety, or continued paranoia, or standard issue Midwestern reserve, or simply, waiting for the other shoe to drop.

But if decades of journalistic experience have taught me nothing me else, it's this. When you hear that other shoe, as it's whistling past your head, it means, you'd better pay attention. Or ignore it, at your peril. --The Reckoner


Links To Go (No All Clear Sign,
So No Hurries This Time):

CNBC: Dr. Fauci Says A New,
More Dangerous COIVD Variant Could Emerge...:

Fortune: Autumn COVID Variants

NPR: Joe Biden Says 
The COVID-19 Pandemic Is Over...: